Real life laughs for real life moms....
Even though I normally write about running...I decided to digress and write about mothering. It is, after all, more difficult, challenging, and enjoyable than my running could ever be! Enjoy!
You know you’re a mom if...
1. It takes two hours to prepare to leave the house for a one hour outing
2. The list of things you “plan” on doing during naptime is more than you could accomplish in a whole week with no children
3. You go to make cookies and you have to dig under the furniture to find your cookie cutters
4. Wiping boogers on your jeans is no big deal
5. The day isn’t complete if you haven’t been spit up, booger-ed, sneezed, or coughed on.
6. The thought of losing the binky sends you into a panic
7. You go out with the girls only to find numerous text messages and voice mails from a frantic spouse who can’t find a binky, bottle, etc.( Voicemails have a screaming child in the background.)
8. You re-heat your coffee/tea 3(+) times and still never get to drink it
9. You make, serve, and eat, and clean up dinner without ever sitting down
10. “Me time” What is that?
11. “Sleep?” What is that?
12. Going to the grocery store with no children feels like a vacation to the Bahamas
13. You put your underwear on backwards and don’t realize it until the next day when you go to take a shower....assuming you get to shower daily.
14. You would do anything for those little ones who keep calling you Mommy
15. Your life is crazy, but you wouldn’t change it for the world
Check out my blog Run For Your Life at: http://alwaysrunforyourlife.weebly.com/ For more fun, inspirational mom reading material!
Even though I normally write about running...I decided to digress and write about mothering. It is, after all, more difficult, challenging, and enjoyable than my running could ever be! Enjoy!
You know you’re a mom if...
1. It takes two hours to prepare to leave the house for a one hour outing
2. The list of things you “plan” on doing during naptime is more than you could accomplish in a whole week with no children
3. You go to make cookies and you have to dig under the furniture to find your cookie cutters
4. Wiping boogers on your jeans is no big deal
5. The day isn’t complete if you haven’t been spit up, booger-ed, sneezed, or coughed on.
6. The thought of losing the binky sends you into a panic
7. You go out with the girls only to find numerous text messages and voice mails from a frantic spouse who can’t find a binky, bottle, etc.( Voicemails have a screaming child in the background.)
8. You re-heat your coffee/tea 3(+) times and still never get to drink it
9. You make, serve, and eat, and clean up dinner without ever sitting down
10. “Me time” What is that?
11. “Sleep?” What is that?
12. Going to the grocery store with no children feels like a vacation to the Bahamas
13. You put your underwear on backwards and don’t realize it until the next day when you go to take a shower....assuming you get to shower daily.
14. You would do anything for those little ones who keep calling you Mommy
15. Your life is crazy, but you wouldn’t change it for the world
Check out my blog Run For Your Life at: http://alwaysrunforyourlife.weebly.com/ For more fun, inspirational mom reading material!